MIDDLE CLASS QUEBEC STUDENTS POISONED BY GOVERNMENT

Quebec middle class student protesters against exorbitant increases in tuition fees, held against their will in a Quebec concentration camp, were poisoned by the authorities yesterday in what appears to be an attempt at eradicating the protest with deadly toxins.

The protesters, not one of whom have been convicted of any crime, have been rounded up to silence the criticism of the Quebec government on the subject of access to higher education and held at the Quebec City detention facility indefinitely.

No word on the number of body bags required to clear out the prison but some 250 inmates collapsed from this attempt at mass extermination.