ACCORDING TO MARGINALLY SCIENTIFIC FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION, APPARENTLY RICHARD lll WAS A REAL BLACKADDER!

As we've already reported here, the news out of Englandcester, Englandshire is that Richard the Third's corpse has been discovered in a carpark.

One of the things they're doing with his rediscovered body is to reconstruct the head and see what he really looked like as he was giving the order to kill his own nephews.

This is the traditional picture of Richard on portraits of the time:





However, we're not happy with this and like the experts we wanted to see what he really looked like. So, rather than trust the same crazy scientists who claim things like global warming and spherical shaped planets, we commissioned our own reconstruction.

This is what our 'special' experts have come up with:




Really, that does make a lot more sense now, doesn't it??