HEY EVERYBODY THERE'S SOME NEW PARASITES!

Five new parasites were selected to pollute the useless and non-functional Senate last week (we won't bother to name them). The body of our nation that we inhabit appears to have survived the infection and is slowly carrying on despite the new diseases feeding on our system.

In case anyone feels this is unfair, can anyone tell us what possible criteria were used to make Patrick Brazeau a qualified Senator? What possible talent or capability does this Conservative appointed jackass bring to the table to make Canada a better place? In the years he's been a Senator he's served no useful purpose whatsoever.

They are all parasites feeding on the body of our nation and the sweat of our brows!