DOUG FINLEY, ARCHITECT OF EVIL AND FEEDER AT THE PUBLIC PURSE, IS DEAD!

In case anyone’s wondering what that sulfurous smell is in the air, the gates of Hell opened up today to take in one of their own. So-called Senator and neo-con Tory strategist Doug Finley died from cancer and was swallowed up back into the pit in which his kind spawn.

Widely considered the chief architect of the Harper revolution of evil, the foreign-born Finley was a close personal friend of Stephen Harper and the husband of Human Resources Minister Diane Finley. Naturally, like all worshippers of ‘smaller’ government, he fed heartily off the taxpayer himself. As does his widow. As do all the Harper cronies, getting fat while feeding out of the trough of working class sweat, blood and toil.

But this evil destructive piggy is now frying in the fire of his own devising. Amen!