We here at this site like to be helpful with our advice whenever the opportunity presents itself. And one of those ways is to give advice to various sectors of society when we feel they may need it. And the sector we want to help today is the industry of ‘bank robbing’. Specifically how to get away with bank robbing if you’re caught.
Now we don’t encourage bank robbing as a career choice. It’s fraught with peril and there’s all sorts of complicated ‘rules’ about it that aren’t entirely clear and provide a minefield for the prospective bank robber to wade through.
To put it in layman's terms, if caught ‘bank robbing’ offer to give the money back. It’s that simple! Just give the money back and find some other way to rob a bank. Maybe the next time you won’t get caught. But if caught just offer the money back. The bank will take it and say, “Hey, thanks for being so honest and giving the money back without being forced to. We’ll now cover up any investigation that might have occurred due to your robbing of my bank.”
See how easy that is! And if you yourself are uncomfortable giving the money back cuz say you spent it all already, just go to your sugar mommy or sugar daddy and get them to pay it back for you. Your mommy will go to the bank and say, "Ohhh my son’s a good little boy, he’s just mixing with a bad crowd, he didn’t understand the rules, he’s stupider than a sackful of hammers, he’d never intentionally rob a bank that he intentionally robbed, he’s just so confused. Please pay off my boy’s debt to society so he can proudly proclaim that he paid the stolen money back. That he didn’t intentionally steal by signing documents declaring his intent!”
And once you’ve done that, you’re free to continue working as a bank robber for the rest of time (or until age 75) thinking up whole new ways to rob the bank.
The taxpayers bank.
