TORY CHRIS ALEXANDER NOW DYES HIS HAIR RED. OR DID HE FORGET TO APPLY THE BLONDE DYE?

There’s a federal Tory neo-con flunky named Chris Alexander who’s routinely on the CBC show Power and Politics with Evan Solomon pushing the Conservative agenda of theft and incompetence, and an odd and weird mystery has arisen as of yesterday.

Normally this guy is blond. But on the show Friday, which he was late arriving at, he had red hair.

So it raises the inevitable question, is he a blond deciding to dye his hair red or is he a natural redhead who decided when embarking on a political career to be a blonde? Did he, in his rush to get on, forget to put in the blond dye that afternoon, or was he late because he was busy at the hairdressers trying out a new colour? He was also really bitchy in the interview like he was mad that he was forced to reveal a secret.

We don’t think there’s much doubt based on the gibberish that spews out of his mouth that he is legally blond, that much we do know but we don’t know which came first, the red or the yellow. Listening to him defend the indefensible mostly just makes us blue!