In a shocking usurpation of power, yesterday the one true Pope, Christ's Vicar on Earth, was supplanted by an anti-Pope for the first time in more than 500 years.
Calling himself Pope Frank, a rabidly Dispensationalist Argentine bishop has seized the reins in the Vatican. The true Pope has not been seen for weeks now and no one knows of his fate. Traditionally usurped popes were blinded and had their tongues cut out and they were deposited in an isolated monastery.
No word on if this has happened in this case.
